fat-mac:

Charlie: I want to suck your blood! It’s Twilight time!

Dennis: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He’s not a vampire.
Charlie: He eats theater people.
Dennis: No, he doesn’t.
Mac: I think he might.
Frank: He does.
Dennis: Do you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is?
Mac: He might not.
Frank: He doesn’t.
Charlie: I don’t.

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